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Male Number of posts : 98
Age : 62
Location : St Georges Basin, NSW
Job/hobbies : Keeper and Breeder of Cichlids, Natives and Catfishes
Humor : Life is like a box of chocolates ......Forrest Gump
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Registration date : 2010-05-25

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PostSubject: One just for Mooo! - The Cow From Woy Woy!   One just for Mooo! - The Cow From Woy Woy! EmptyFri May 28, 2010 10:30 am

The only cow in a small town in Latrobe Valley in Victoria, stopped
giving milk.

The people did some research & found they could buy a cow up in Woy Woy
in N.S.W, for $200.

They bought the cow from Woy Woy in N.S.W & the cow was wonderful.

It produced lots of milk all of the time, & the people were pleased & very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow & produce more cows
like it..
One just for Mooo! - The Cow From Woy Woy! Cow
They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought a bull & put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.

However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move
away

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from
the bull & he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset & decided to ask the local Veterinarian, who
was very wise, what to do.

They told the vet what was happening.

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away" they said.

"If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches
her from the front, she backs off."

"An approach from the side & she walks away to the other side."


The veterinarian thinks about this for a minute & asks,

"Did you buy, this cow in Woy Woy in N.S.W?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they
bought the cow.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow in Woy Woy?"

The veterinarian replied, with a distant look in his eye;
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"My wife is From Woy Woy."
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Male Number of posts : 3578
Age : 37
Location : Wigan UK {Mars}
Job/hobbies : Killing Zombies.....
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Registration date : 2008-12-26

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PostSubject: Re: One just for Mooo! - The Cow From Woy Woy!   One just for Mooo! - The Cow From Woy Woy! EmptyFri May 28, 2010 4:03 pm

lol! lol! lol! Laughing

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