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Kurosaki J
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PostSubject: Centerpides   Centerpides EmptyFri Feb 13, 2009 1:04 am

Here we go .
A guy walks into a pet shop and asks the pet shop owner
" I'm looking for something different in a pet "
the shop owner replies
" well u r in luck today friend , I have just received a batch of talking centerpides"
the interested customer replies
"do they really talk "
shop owner :
of course they do , you just need to get him home and get him comfortable"
convinced customer:
righto I'll take one .
So the guy gets the centerpide home and hasn't heard a word since bringing him home from the pet shop .
Righto centerpide we're going down the pub - u might talk and astonish a few friends of mine .
five minutes later the guys ready for a drink "Hey centerpide - lets get down the pub - I think the guy at the pet shop
ripped me off.
Hey centerpide ,I'm going .
The centerpide replies
" Hang the **** on man I'm still putting on my shoes
Cheers J
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JacobkGreen
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PostSubject: Re: Centerpides   Centerpides EmptyFri Feb 13, 2009 5:06 am

haha, nice!!
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Curby
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PostSubject: Re: Centerpides   Centerpides EmptyFri Feb 13, 2009 10:22 am

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Centerpides   Centerpides EmptySat Feb 14, 2009 2:56 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!


i like that one mate
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Kurosaki J
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PostSubject: Re: Centerpides   Centerpides EmptySat Feb 14, 2009 10:42 pm

Glad to see that u got a larf out of it , I'd post some more but I'm still deciding what fits the "clean"
criteria.
Cheers J
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PostSubject: Re: Centerpides   Centerpides EmptySun Feb 15, 2009 3:55 am

Kurosaki J wrote:
Glad to see that u got a larf out of it , I'd post some more but I'm still deciding what fits the "clean"
criteria.
Cheers J


Just edit them a bit so that they are clean
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PostSubject: Re: Centerpides   Centerpides EmptyWed Jul 22, 2009 8:43 pm

lol lol! lol! lol! classic!!!
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