Centerpides

Here we go .
A guy walks into a pet shop and asks the pet shop owner
" I'm looking for something different in a pet "
the shop owner replies
" well u r in luck today friend , I have just received a batch of talking centerpides"
the interested customer replies
"do they really talk "
shop owner :
of course they do , you just need to get him home and get him comfortable"
convinced customer:
righto I'll take one .
So the guy gets the centerpide home and hasn't heard a word since bringing him home from the pet shop .
Righto centerpide we're going down the pub - u might talk and astonish a few friends of mine .
five minutes later the guys ready for a drink "Hey centerpide - lets get down the pub - I think the guy at the pet shop
ripped me off.
Hey centerpide ,I'm going .
The centerpide replies
" Hang the **** on man I'm still putting on my shoes
Cheers J

haha, nice!!

i like that one mate

Glad to see that u got a larf out of it , I'd post some more but I'm still deciding what fits the "clean"
criteria.
Cheers J

Kurosaki J wrote:

Glad to see that u got a larf out of it , I'd post some more but I'm still deciding what fits the "clean"
criteria.
Cheers J

Just edit them a bit so that they are clean

lol classic!!!